10. February 2008

Your Chances of Survival in a Zombie Attack

You probably studied the instructions for surviving a zombie attack in detail. Maybe you even trained a little with a zombie simulator. Now it is time to put your knowledge to the test.

Fortunately, there is a sophisticated (*cough*) test for everything on the internet. Of course, there is also one for the question “What are your chances of surviving a zombie attack?”. Once you have passed this examination, you will receive a pretty certificate with which you can boast about your leet zombie skillz:

I have a 32% chance to survive a zombie attack.

Hey, I think a 32% chance of survival is not that bad for a zombie attack! :)

(The original version of this certificate is even larger. There is also a small button-sized version.)

» What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?

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Topics: apocalypsequizsurvivalweirdzombies

14. January 2008

Elementary Zombie Survival Strategies

In times of global terrorism you can easily overlook the real danger in the world which threatens us all: Zombies.

The urgently needed information to this topic can be supplied by the important propaganda documentary “What To Do In A Zombie Attack (2006)”. It gives important instructions how a responsible citizen should behave in case of a zombie attack (and also makes an effort to demonstrate why it’s all the fault of the communists).

The movie is published under a Creative Commons licence. It is available in several download and streaming formats and can also be embedded (as above).

» What To Do In A Zombie Attack

Less multimedial, but at least equally informative is the article „How to Survive a Zombie Attack“. It suggests simple precautionary measures, shows which potential hideouts offer are strategically best, what you should do first and how you can manage survival in the long term.

» How to Survive a Zombie Attack

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Topics: survivalvideozombies

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